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BILLGRIM.jpgWelcome to the official site for The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds Magazine.  There are many features that you can enjoy for free, but hopefully you will be filled with the spirit of support and will want to join as a premium and exalted member (which will also gain you admittance to the special parts of the site, including MP3 versions of interviews, mature pics, and lots of other exclusive content).

Please bear in mind that Bill Zebub and his writers are sarcastic.  Nothing is written out of malicious intentions.  The only agenda is to make you laugh.  If you are humorless, or if you take yourself too seriously, then it is recommended that you leave before you get offended.  Heed this warning.

 

 

BILL ZEBUB ON THE RADIO - Bill Zebub hosts a weekly radio program on 91.1 FM latenight Sundays from midnacht to 3am (New York time).  If you are not in listening range, you can enjoy a live stream on wfmu.org and you can also access the show as an archive (in mp3 and realaudio formats) after it has been encoded onto the radio station site.  Bill Zebub portrays the character "Professor Dum Dum" and the show is a mix of music and call-in (listeners participate in discussions and poetry contests)

 

Don't just be a passive observer.

Become a REGISTERED USER and you can view some of the galleries and write responses to articles or reviews, and you can actively participate in the forums. It's free.  And you will be the first to hear about important GRIMOIRE news.  Just look up in the corner for the LOGIN box and begin your path to glory.

 

Take a bold step, and for a very affordable fee, you can become an exalted PREMIUM SUBSCRIBER. This entitles you to the special galleries (special because of the nudity). You will also be able to listen to MP3 audio interviews, view streaming video, download the current issue as a high quality PDF, and enjoy other bonus content. Plus, you will be among the honored ones who support this unusual style of expression and art.  (go to the STORE and buy your site subscription there)

 

If you are a myspace user, Bill Zebub has a profile at www.myspace.com/billzebub

 

Grimoire News
Bill Zebub announces plans for the next metal DVD - Saturday, November 29, 2008

Bill Zebub had planned to release a limited edition DVD called "The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds Magazine DVD Volume 1" which was to contain some of the most outrageous video-interviews he had conducted for his magazine (The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds).

Readers of the magazine have been very curious about what goes on. 

Bill Zebub decided not to put together FULL interviews because people who are not die-hard fans of the bands consider such footage to be the same as a stranger's vacation videos - there are funny parts but unless there is a personal interest in the people viewers can lose their focus.  (But if you are a fan, you will love every moment).

The good news is that only the most hilarious (or most interesting) interview moments will shown.  This allows Bill Zebub to drastically increase the number of bands that can be included on one DVD.  By splicing together clips from dozens of bands, it will feel like a documentary of sorts.  It is not clear yet whether there will be narration or if there will be a stream-of-consciousness feeling.

There will be some live performances as well, which might help people regain their normal breathing patterns. 

Some interviews will not be cut.  These will be presented in their own chapters. One such interview is the drunken after-show interview between Metal Queen and Finntroll.  (But there is more Finntroll fun to be had).

There may also be funny material that was NOT included in BLACK METAL: A DOCUMENTARY and BLACK METAL: THE NORWEGIAN LEGACY,

Althought the name has changed, Grimoire fans will rejoice in the bonus chapter of Grimoire Girls.

Look for this release in early 2009!

 

GOREZONE reviews THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE and gives it 4-out-of-5 stars - Thursday, November 27, 2008

England's GOREZONE (said to be the #1 worldwide horror entertainment magzine) reviewed Bill Zebub's 2008 remake of THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE in issue #37)

Please be aware that the picture to the left is not the cover of issue #37

rating 4-out-of-5
reviewed by Dean Boor

(review has a picture of George Stiso crucified to a tree - page 40)
"This tongue-in-cheek horror is so bad it's awesome!  Full of babes, blood, and just a good time throughout.
THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE is just great horror fun.How many axe jokes can an axe murderer use?  What fart tolerance do most people have?  This film answers it all.
A group of friends hook up for a game of cards but one by one they end up dead, all bar the hosts, who do a runner.
Running from the law they encounter every kind of horror scenario possible, but with hilarious twists along the way. 
I loved the Allah-caholics scene, and you can't beat a werewolf with pig tails. 
You haven't seen anything like this before.  It's fantastic to watch.

 

Turisas singer is the latest to be interviewed for PAGAN METAL: A DOCUMENTARY - Thursday, November 27, 2008

The frontman for TURISAS, known as WARLORD, participated in an interview for the upcoming documentary about Pagan Metal (also called Folk Metal).

The guitar player had participated in BLACK METAL: THE NORWEGIAN LEGACY, and the band has DVD's on their American tour (which is still active.  They are playing at THE CHANCE in New York on Monday, December 1).

WARLORD also answered some questions for the upcoming DVD that was originally titled "THE GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS MAGAZINE DVD VOLUME 1" which has changed into "METAL RETARDATION."

This is a band that should be seen in a live setting.  For that reason, their performance was captured on film and excerpts will be featured in both DVD's.

Additionally the vocalist and guitar player shot cameo scenes for Bill Zebub's tragicomedy called "Rap Sucks."

The metal celebrities are increasing in number for that production. 

The METAL QUEEN who interviewed Finntroll, Ensiferum, and TYR for the METAL RETARDATION DvD has launched her own site - metalretardation.com - it is still in its early stages but some galleries are currently up

 

METAL MANIACS reviews THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE - Sunday, November 02, 2008

This magazine has been very supportive of the works of BILL ZEBUB. 

 

in the November 2008 issue THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE was reviewed alongside other horror movies that feature metal music in the soundtrack.

 

Quoting excerpts from reviewer, Rob Hauschild,  "This slaphappy schlocker has something to quench everyone's thirst for the rotten, and manages to be both tasteless and hilarious in the same gasp of breath.  If Kevin Smith were funnier nad had better taste in music, this would be the movie he would sell his soul to make."

 

Rob's superb choice of words will probably be quoted on future DVD covers of the movie.  Many thanks to RobHauschild and to the rest of the METAL MANIACS staff who have understood the essence of the BILL ZEBUB offerings!

 

"Rap Sucks" the movie, has some good news - Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Pungent Stench member, Alex, has just given permission for the use of Pungent Stench music, which is an awesome bit of news to receive.

In addition to a blistering metal soundtrack, this movie will have quite a few cameos by metal celebrities.  So far, members of Finntroll, Ensiferum, and Amon Amarth have been filmed, and many more are to grace this film.

This movie is scheduled for a 2009 Summer release.  Bill Zebub needs to film a couple of horror movies first, but he is wasting no opportunity to make "Rap Sucks" a movie that is packed with the best of the metal world.

 

BLACK METAL: THE NORWEGIAN LEFACY to play in New York! - Monday, September 22, 2008

It seems that this documentary is so delicious that it will be playing in a New York theater on October 9.

 

Visit

http://www.twoboots.com/pioneer/ 
and scroll down until you detect the picure of the DVD cover.
 
Viewers who have seen advance copies 
(street date for the DVD is September 30) 
have sent letters of praise. 
 
If Finntroll has any copies left you can get 
one from them on what remains of their U.S. tour.   
 

Finntroll interview on youtube - Saturday, August 30, 2008

Enjoy a short and very drunken interview with Finntroll - CLICK THIS, YOU HOMO

 

The Finntroll tour has been supplied with DVD's - Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Check out the dates for the Finntroll tour.  Bill Zebub has supplied the band with advance DVD's of "Black Metal: The Norwegian Legacy?" so go to their lovely merch table attendant and gaze upon the wondrous DVD there, and while you are at it, get a tour shirt.

 

Members of Finntroll have also just filmed scenes for the upcoming movie "Rap Sucks" - they play themselves.  One fo the characters in the movie has prophetic visions of metal gods telling him secrets in other languages.  You an't have a movie called "Rap Sucks" without also including metal celebrities.  More celebrities are forthcoming. 

 

Chris Gore review METALHEADS on ATTACK OF THE SHOW - Thursday, August 14, 2008

Click on THIS to see the video stream from the ATTACK OF THE SHOW episode.  The segment is about Tarantino, but it ends with a rather excellent nod from Chris Gore.  Enjoy!

 

METALHEADS is now available for Purchase! - Friday, July 11, 2008

You can start looking for METALHEADS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE EVIL at your favorite shop or Internet vendor after August 24, or you can pre-order now at http://www.mvdb2b.com (what you need to do is to click on PRODUCT SEARCH, and then in the SEARCH field type METALHEADS.  Be sure to choose the one that is on the bottom - it says METALHEADS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE EVIL.  (The other title is not the one that you will want)

 

You are really going to love this one!  Test-audiences have applauded this movie as "highly entertaining" - even people who hate metal. 

 

Enjoy the privelege of watching this fine offering from the King of B-Movies!

 

Rue Morgue features Bill Zebub - Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Rue Morgue issue that is out this month devoted a full page to Bill Zebub (The Gore-Met).  Enjoy!

 

The GRIMORIE DVD - Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The much-awaited GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS DVD VOLUME ! has been pushed back to an August/September release, but the good news is that it will be a 4-hour DVD.  It will still contain interviews with Tyr, Finntroll, Candlemass (original line-up), Cannibal Corpse, and Leaves' Eyes as a volley of new talks, but it will also contain older interiews with GWAR, Nevermore, King Diamond, Amon Amarth, and Type O Negative.  Additionally, it will contain audio from the legendary Darkthrone and Venom interviews - but what will the video be? If you guessed "A slideshow of Grimoire Girls" then you are correct! 

 

Bill Zebub on the radio - Friday, June 06, 2008

Bill Zebub will be doing a fill-in show Monday, June 9 on 91.1 FM (NJ/NY area) and also streamed on the Internet at www.wfmu.org from noon-3pm (New York time) as "Professor Dum Dum"

Bill Zebub will be doing a WEEKLY Saturday night show on that same station from midnight-3am, starting on June 21, as Professor Dum Dum.  The radio station website will also provide archives of the show in MP3 and Realaudio formats, and podcasts are also available.  The show is partially a music program and partially a call-in show in which people participate in bizarre discussions.

 

Earl Root has perished - Monday, May 26, 2008

Our metal brother, Earl Root, has lost his battle this weekend.  We grieve the passing of this great man.  It has been told that he died while asleep.  It is our hope that the last moments were happy.

 

Screening Party for Metalheads in June!!! - Tuesday, May 20, 2008

There will be a viewing party for METALHEADS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE EVIL on Thursday, June 12, 9:30pm-11pm at THE LOOP LOUNGE in Passaic, New Jersey.  Be among the first to see this amazing tragicomedy!  Most of the cast will be there for a meet-and-greet. 

 

 

 

METALHEADS has been edited and finalized. - Saturday, May 17, 2008

Bil Zebub's movie "METALHEADS: The Good, the Bad, and the Evil" has been finalized and submitted for replication.  The movie will be available for purchase (DVD) in June.  This movie stars Emily Thomas as the female lead.  Fans of pro wrestling will be excited to see Carl "CHAOS" Williamson and George "The Slayer" Stiso. 

 

Chiller Theatre - Sunday, April 27, 2008

Bill Zebub will be at Chiller Theatre May 2-4, and rumor has it that at least three actresses from WORST HORROR will be there signing autographs.  Among the cool celebrities there that weekend will be Willam Forsythe (Devi's Rejects, Halloween, 88 Minutes).  He is one of the most approachable celebrities on the horror convention circuit.

 

Bill Zebub Will Have a Merchandise Booth at the Maryland Deathfest in May - Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Bill Zebub will be presenting his wares at the Maryland Deathfest in May.  METALHEADS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE EVIL should be out by then, as well as THE GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS DVD VOLUME 1.  It is also hoped to have at least one new T-shirt design available. 

 

Bill Zebub's "WORST HORROR" to play in Ohio!!! (Cinema Wasteland) - Sunday, February 24, 2008


Cinema Wasteland is officially the first horror convention to announce the screening of Bill Zebub's latest experiment in outrageousness.  THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE will be shown 11:30 PM at CINEMA WASTELAND (click on that word for a link to the site) on APRIL 4, 2008.

(Diane Thornton from the ILSA movies is going to be a guest at this convention, by the way).  Treat yourself to an early vacation that will keep you energized for the rest of the year.

 

Bloodthorn added to the Black Metal documentary - Friday, February 22, 2008

It's official.  Bloodthorn interviews are done and will be part of "Black Metal: The Norwegian Legacy" which is slated for a May 2008 release.

 

SCREENING PARTY FOR WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE - Thursday, January 17, 2008

A screening party (and DVD release party) will be held on February 21 (a Thursday night) at THE CLASH BAR, which is on 39 Harding Ave in Clifton.  New Yorkers rejoice, because you can take a bus from Port Authority (the 190 bus) which can drop you off at teh corner of Main ave & Harding Ave - you will be mere inches away from the screning.  And a bus back to NY comes by every 10 minutes.

The party is for the re-make of THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE.  The event starts at 9pm.  You get to watch some crazy music videos while you get drunk and meet the cast.  Other directors, producers, and press will be present, so it's a great networking experience.  The actual movie begins at 10pm and ends at midnight.  You are welcome to stay and mingle with the cast and others.

FIRST 50 PEOPLE GET A FREE DVD - and you can ask cast members to sign your copy. You will never see this many actors/actresses in one place.

 

 
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