If you would like to have your album, movie, book, or sexual performanc reviewed, please send a PHYSICAL version to:
THE GRIMOIRE OF EXALTED DEEDS
PO Box 1987
CLIFTON, N.J. 07011
We buy CD's so we review CD's. MP3 files are for gaylords. Streaming and dowloading is also massively gay.
Be metal. Don't be gay.
Another reason for PHYSICAL media is that Bill Zebub has radio shows. He was sent MP3's by a twat at Nuclear Blast, and when he played one of the mediocre bands, as a favor to the twat, the digital signature was flagged. Bill Zebub was then removed from the promo list, which he despised anyway because MP3's are gay - but he told the twat at Nuclear Blast that the banning is just an automated response, and that a simple Email should rectify the situation, that is, if the twat cared about radio play. But the twat considered the typing of an Email to be too much for her low-salaried job. When Bill Zebub notified her that she was a twat, just in case that she did not know that she was a twat, she lied that Bill Zebub leaked the gay and mediocre MP3. Twats will be twats. The only leaking is from her vile urethra.
Let's avoid that, shall we? Send real items, not virtual items. There are some exceptions because Bill Zebub has professional relationships with non-twat publicists who have provided written consent for gay MP3's to be played on radio.
*** The gayness of the Nuclear Blast bands only referred to the actual mediocre band that was played - this does not refer to cool and sexy bands like Pungent Stench,